The Trajecting Dad Hoodie | Sports Analytics

Name: Engineer Football Trajectory Hoodie | STEM Dad | CADShirts
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Price range: $59.99 through $68.99

$59.99 – $68.99

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Style: Vintage technical schematic and block typography.
Niche: For applied kinematics and sports engineers.
Fit: Classic fit (true to size). Spaciously cut for easy layering; order +1 to +2 sizes for an oversized streetwear drape.

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Anatomy of the Garment

The Blueprint:

Every perfect throw is just a solved physics equation, and this engineer football trajectory hoodie wears the proof. The Trajecting Dad Hoodie is engineered specifically for the analytical father who views Sunday football through the lens of applied kinematics, launch angles, and precise trajectory vectors. Featuring a heavy, distressed typography layout inspired by vintage technical manuals, the design centers around a massive letter A that serves as a negative-space window.

Inside, a dad silhouette executes a flawless throw, tracked by a dotted trajectory arc against an X-Y coordinate grid. The subtle sub-text reads ‘Don’t Make Me Analyze Your Flight Vector’ – a humorous warning to anyone with sloppy mechanics. Whether you are calculating the ballistic coefficient of a spiraling football or just coaching from the sidelines, this engineer football trajectory hoodie communicates your analytical approach to the game.

It is the ultimate uniform for structural engineers, data analysts, and technically minded fathers who know that velocity and angle dictate success.

Specifications:

Base Model: Gildan 18500 Adult Hooded Sweatshirt (Heavy Blend™).
Material: 50% U.S. Cotton / 50% Polyester. (Note: Heather Sport colorways are engineered with 60% Polyester / 40% Cotton).
Fabric Weight: Midweight 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) fleece, featuring a double-brushed interior for superior thermal retention and a plush hand-feel.
Yarn Construction: Engineered with specialized air-jet spun yarn, delivering a softer surface while significantly reducing friction-induced fabric pilling over time.
Construction: Classic tubular body construction (no side seams), quarter-turned during manufacturing to eliminate center creasing, and featuring a spacious front kangaroo pouch pocket.
Hood & Trims: Double-lined hood with a color-matched adjustable drawcord. 1×1 rib knit cuffs and bottom band infused with spandex for enhanced mechanical stretch and shape recovery.
Stitching & Tag: Reinforced with durable double-needle stitching at critical stress points, finished with a grey pearlized tear-away label for a scratch-free interior.
Color Display: Due to individual monitor calibrations, device screen settings, and digital studio lighting, physical garment colors may vary slightly from on-screen mockups.

Care & Sustainability

Wash: Machine wash cold (maximum 30°C/86°F), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with like colors. Washing inside-out protects the print from abrasive mechanical friction against the washing machine agitator.
Detergent & Chemicals: Use a mild detergent. Do not use fabric softeners, as the chemical surfactants actively degrade the binders in the eco-friendly water-based inks, causing the print to peel or fade prematurely. Avoid bleach; use non-chlorine bleach only if absolutely necessary.
Dry: Hang-drying is highly recommended to maximize the lifespan of the printed design and prevent heat-induced fabric pilling. If you must use a machine, tumble dry on the lowest possible heat setting.
Iron: If ironing is necessary to remove wrinkles, iron inside-out on a cool setting. Never iron directly on the printed graphic.
Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean under any circumstances. The harsh chemical solvents will rapidly strip the DTG ink from the garment.
Ethical Manufacturing: Manufactured with 100% ethically grown US cotton within WRAP-certified facilities, ensuring safe and lawful labor practices. The textiles are colored with low-impact dyes certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100, ensuring safety against harmful substances and a reduced environmental footprint.

Shipping, Customs & Returns

Shipping Timelines

Production: 3 to 6 Business Days
US Transit: 4 to 9 Business Days (Total Estimate: 7 to 15 Business Days)
Canada Transit: 5 to 14 Business Days (Total Estimate: 8 to 20 Business Days)

Shipping Methods & Address Restrictions: All orders are shipped via standard shipping services. We currently do not offer express or expedited shipping. Please note that our carriers cannot deliver to P.O. Boxes or military (APO/FPO) addresses.

Global Fulfillment & Canadian Customs To ensure the most efficient delivery, your made-to-order apparel is routed to the fulfillment facility closest to your location. However, based on specific size and color inventory, some Canadian orders may be manufactured in and shipped from our United States facilities. Please note that Canadian shipments may occasionally be subject to import duties or provincial taxes (GST/HST) assessed by customs authorities upon arrival. Any such import charges are strictly the responsibility of the recipient.

Returns & Exchanges

Because every CADShirts item is custom-printed specifically for your order, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for sizing issues or buyer’s remorse. We offer a strict 21-day replacement policy for any manufacturing defects or transit damage. Please review the sizing chart carefully before ordering.

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The Trajecting Dad Hoodie | Sports Analytics

Anatomy of the Garment

The Blueprint:

Specifications:

Care & Sustainability

Shipping, Customs & Returns

Shipping Timelines

Returns & Exchanges

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