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Anatomy of the Garment
Anatomy of the Garment
The Blueprint:
Every fabricator knows the exact feeling when wearing this Stress Strain Machinist Shirt. You start the day in the elastic region, calmly reading the print. Everything is fine.
Then, the yield point hits: you find a mistake. Suddenly, you are in the plastic deformation zone, machining a workaround and strain hardening your way through the shift. You finally reach ultimate strength on the final pass, only to experience total catastrophic fracture when you drop the finished part on the concrete floor.
This Premium T-Shirt perfectly maps the emotional rollercoaster of the machine shop onto a classic engineering stress-strain curve. Designed for the fabricators, CNC operators, and draftsmen who live in the high-stress, high-precision world of manufacturing, this Stress Strain Machinist Shirt is a highly accurate reflection of your daily grind. Built on a breathable fabric, it is comfortable enough to wear whether you are running G-code or staring blankly at a shattered end mill.
Specifications:
- Base Model: Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Tee.
- Material: Solid colors are 100% premium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. (Note: Ash – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton / 1% polyester; Heather blends contain up to 48% polyester).
- Fabric Weight: Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
- Construction: Engineered with side-seamed construction, ensuring the garment aligns with natural human anatomy and preventing the shirt from twisting or torquing after repeated washing.
- Collar & Shoulders: Features a highly resilient ribbed knit crew-neck collar that snaps back into place, paired with shoulder-to-shoulder taping to prevent stretching under mechanical stress.
- Tag: Tear-away label designed to minimize neck irritation.
- Color Display: Due to individual monitor calibrations, device screen settings, and digital studio lighting, physical garment colors may vary slightly from on-screen mockups.
Care & Sustainability
Care & Sustainability
- Wash: Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors. Washing inside out protects the graphic from abrasive friction.
- Detergent & Chemicals: Use a mild detergent. Do not use fabric softeners, as they deposit a chemical residue that rapidly degrades the water-based ink. Use non-chlorine bleach only when absolutely necessary.
- Dry: Hang-dry for the absolute longest lifespan, or tumble dry on the lowest possible heat setting. High heat will cause the cotton to shrink and the ink to crack.
- Iron: If ironing is necessary, iron inside-out on a cool setting. Never iron directly over the printed graphic.
- Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean. The harsh chemical solvents used in dry cleaning will irreparably destroy the print.
- Ethical Manufacturing: Printed in the USA on globally sourced blanks. Manufactured in W.R.A.P. Platinum certified, Fair Labor accredited facilities utilizing solar power, bluesign® approved non-hazardous dyes, and 7x less water than the industry average.
Shipping, Customs & Returns
Shipping, Customs & Returns
Shipping Timelines
- Production: 3 to 6 Business Days
- US Transit: 4 to 9 Business Days (Total Estimate: 7 to 15 Business Days)
- Canada Transit: 5 to 14 Business Days (Total Estimate: 8 to 20 Business Days)
Shipping Methods & Address Restrictions: All orders are shipped via standard shipping services. We currently do not offer express or expedited shipping. Please note that our carriers cannot deliver to P.O. Boxes or military (APO/FPO) addresses.
Global Fulfillment & Canadian Customs To ensure the most efficient delivery, your made-to-order apparel is routed to the fulfillment facility closest to your location. However, based on specific size and color inventory, some Canadian orders may be manufactured in and shipped from our United States facilities. Please note that Canadian shipments may occasionally be subject to import duties or provincial taxes (GST/HST) assessed by customs authorities upon arrival. Any such import charges are strictly the responsibility of the recipient.
Returns & Exchanges
Because every CADShirts item is custom-printed specifically for your order, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for sizing issues or buyer’s remorse. We offer a strict 21-day replacement policy for any manufacturing defects or transit damage. Please review the sizing chart carefully before ordering.
For complete details, please review our Shipping Policy and Return & Refund Policy.
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